Hal Masters. As it says on the back, "...In any case his purpose is apparent - to entertain." So be "entertained" or you'll wake up with a horse head in your bed.
Thought he was a preacher, but the dart gives him away as a funny man.
What could be funnier than a bald guy getting "hep" with the teens.
Ooh, that IS corny
It's funny because he's a filthy liar
He's Santa's Boy whatever that means