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Author Archives: Paatk

Hate the Player. Not the Hat.

He must have really hated that hat.

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Look What I Woke Up To…

…on my arm! It’s February for goodness sake! It was about an inch and a quarter long and looked like it was out for blood! This is all I need. At least I didn’t scream.

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Sabores Clasicos

 Bought the Mrs. some candy conversation hearts today at the Walmart. 75% off! big bag for 62 cents! She kept asking what does this mean? How about this? That’s when we discovered they were: Mensaics del Corazo’n! Tasty and we get to improve our Spanish while we get fat!

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President’s Day

And now for your viewing pleasure… Viva! El Dia del los Presidentes!

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Waffles Anyone?

Uppity versions of a Waffle House. For the less-drunk among us. Congrats on #500 Simpsons!  

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Political Science Notes

Here are some of my Political Science notes from my college years, circa 1986: I received an “A” in the class.

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Just a Bunch of Savages In This Town

Check out the CSPD Blotter for more gems like this

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The Drunkard’s Progress

Step 9 is kind of harsh don’t you think?

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D-Day in the Garden of the Gods

D-Day in the Garden of the Gods

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Pretty Sweet!

Pretty sweet entertainment! The olden days rocked!

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Circus Lupus!

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The Maws Was (A) What!?

Though the last letter was a “t”. And my brain added an “a” after the word “was”. Big difference.

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‘Monkey Man’ Sows Panic

JAIPUR, India (Reuters) – Less than a week after a mysterious “monkey man” triggered panic in the Indian capital, panic gripped the northwestern state of Rajasthan where villagers said they had been attacked by a similar looking creature. But police said people in the desert state’s Nagaur district had been attacked Monday by a wild … Continue reading »

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Police Say India’s Monkey Man Imaginary

By Alpana Sarma NEW DELHI (Reuters) – Police in the Indian capital said Monday the marauding “monkey man” that terrorized the city over the past week was neither man nor monkey but a result of public hysteria. After an intensive search in which some 3,000 extra officers were put on the case, police said they … Continue reading »

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India’s ‘Monkey Man’ Attacker Not An Animal -Police

Sunday May 20 8:48 AM ET NEW DELHI (Reuters) – Injuries reported by dozens of people in the Indian capital as having been caused by a mysterious ape-like creature were not caused by an animal, police said on Sunday. But they were still to solve the case of the mysterious ”monkey man” attacks despite narrowing … Continue reading »

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