Author Archives: Paatk
My Raccoon Problem
There’s a raccoon in my chimney. A big, fat, pregnant raccoon that looks ready to burst and is soon going to fill my chimney chock-full of baby raccoons. Sh*t! Sh*t!! Sh*t!!! As*hole raccoons. Oh, how I hate you! DIE! No. Don’t die. That would make me sad. Think of the babies. LEAVE! Yeah. Just leave … Continue reading
Derp! Baby Derp!
Liam’s back (more in the Liamseum) and he’s derpyer than ever!
What Did Paat Buy Today?
What did Paat (that’s me!) buy today? If you guessed a Murder She Wrote board game and a pair of size 7 carrot slippers - you WIN! Thank you for playing our game.
Liam’s 1st Video
1st video. You go little man. You go. Plus he received his 1st piece of mail: I was a bit unsure that Carrie followed through on the name until this came. Carrie pre-registered at the hospital and filled out the birth certificated info then. All I ever saw was Baby Boy Kelly. I am relieved … Continue reading
The Stars Were Aligned
This is gold. Pure gold. I want Lt. Buckley to write my biography. Thanks again to Lt. Buckley for making my day!
Man in a Suitcase
Started watching the 1967 British series Man in a Suitcase tonight. While entertaining the “man” is yet to be in a “suitcase”. Liars. Paat sez, “It’s worth a watch, but don’t expect Hawaii Five-O levels of cool”.
Hair Piece for My Baby
Liam decided on The Joshua for his new hair piece. Wise decision wee man. Wise decision indeed. Needs a neck shave and has a weak chin but the hair is resplendent! Not bad for a two-week old.
Watching the Detectives
So last night I’m kind of bored and looking for something on the TV to fill the void before before bed and I stop on a Swedish detective drama from 1997 on the Denver PBS MHz sub-channel (not channel 6, but channel 12). I was only going to watch for a minute but them damn … Continue reading
Kind of Weatherish Tonight
“Kind of weatherish tonight.” Tommy the mechanic to Ned Beaumont in Dashiell Hammett’s The Glass Key Hell of a lot of awesome in that kind of talk. And a pretty damn good book. Whiskey, cigarettes and dames kind of good. Paat says, “check it out!” Plus the movie, which I have not seen, has that … Continue reading
Crash Cam!
Exciting, okay kind of interesting, traffic camera captures from February 3, 2012 of a rolled-over SUV on I-25 and the subsequent removal of said SUV: I have too much free time.





