Some of the finest examples police reporting this old town has ever come across.
To the criminals, thank you for keeping it weird!
To CSPD, thank you for interjecting some awesome prose into your service to the community.
CAR JAIL – September 22, 2010
FANCIES HIMSELF – December 12, 2010
KNOWN TROUBLEMAKER – December 20, 2010
DEMISE OF THE VEHICLE – February 10, 2011
ROBBERY WITH SCISSORS – February 13, 2011
WITH TENACITY – February 23, 2011
CERAMIC TOILET TANK LID – February 26, 2011
GOT UP ON THE WRONG SIDE – March 30, 2011
NABBED WITH HIS OWN GUN – March 30, 2011
TOOK THE VICTIM’S BEVERAGES – April 8, 2011
AWAKENED FOR SUCH A TRIVIAL PURPOSE – April 8, 2011
NOT A BOMB – May 27, 2011
EXCESSIVE ALCOHOL CONTENT – June 22, 2011
A FEW TENSE MOMENTS – July 1, 2011
SUPERB COOPERATION – July 5, 2011
THEN A TWIST – August 2, 2011
MAGGOT INFESTED – August 2, 2011
3 FOOT SWORD – August 6, 2011
“BOOZE” – September 15, 2011
ONLY WEARING SOCKS – September 24, 2011
A MYSTERY – November 18, 2011
ONE WITHOUT A HOME – December 18, 2011
STILL UNRULY – January 1, 2012
ERNEST T. BASS – January 4, 2012
SOMEONE MIGHT BE DOING SOMETHING – January 6, 2012
3 LONG GUNS & WTF DID I JUST READ – January 9, 2012
ADMISSION OF HIS DIRTY DEEDS – January 11, 2012
WORM & CRACK HEAD – January 19, 2012
DAMN KIDS! – January 23, 2012
MACHETE MAN – January 30, 2012
WINDOW SHOPPING - February 15, 2012
A WHOLE LOT-O-WRITING – February 20, 2012
BAD HAT -February 21, 2012
